Kid: Mom. Can I get a tattoo on the inside of my lip for my 15th birthday?
Kid: Why not? This kid on youtube did it. His Mom approved.
Mom: No. For two reasons.
Kid: What reasons?
Mom: First reason…you can’t even get a shot at the doctor without freaking out.
Kid: But that’s different!
Mom: Different, but same issues with needles.
Kid: Fine. What’s the second?
Mom: You turned 15 last year.
Moral…if you don’t even know how old you are you don’t need a tattoo inside of your lip.