Halloween. Hungry spidie.

Kid One Humor

Kid: Mom. Can I get a tattoo on the inside of my lip for my 15th birthday?

Mom: No.

Kid: Why not? This kid on youtube did it. His Mom approved.

Mom: No. For two reasons.

Kid: What reasons?

Mom: First reason…you can’t even get a shot at the doctor without freaking out.

Kid: But that’s different!

Mom: Different, but same issues with needles.

Kid: Fine. What’s the second?

Mom: You turned 15 last year.

Kid: (Speechless)

Moral…if you don’t even know how old you are you don’t need a tattoo inside of your lip.

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