I have 2 children. They are both hilarious in different ways. Kid 1 is a teenage girl. You can get to know her brand of hilarity through my posts.
Today’s funny commentary (text with no grammar corrections, but slight language clean up):
Kid 1: Oh my forking god I just learned that the titanic was a real thing
Kid 1: I thought it was just a movie with jack and rose
Later conversation is person…
Kid 1: So did Jack really die, then?
Mom: There was no Jack.
Kid 1: What?! So who was Rose with, then?
Mom: There was no Rose.
Kid 1: (stunned face, speechless, mind blown)
So Snarks…tell you children today that the Titanic happened ‘IRL’ and that movies based on real events are often adjusted for the drama factor.